lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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(via idahoing)

rlmjob:

bestlittle1:

rlmjob:

*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*

But knowing daddy bought them is good enough for me.

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(via draqonight)

emmastop:

One time in middle school my math teacher told us to work 3 times harder on our math homework and my friend Mckencie looked him straight in the eye and said “3 times 0 is 0” and he looked like he was going to explode

(via draqonight)

wussgoodgaribay:

shareenaxo:

you know what’s fucked up?

that you can be without someone for six months, a year, five years and have mastered not thinking about them, but no matter how much time passes there will always be that moment where you see a photo of them or catch a little of their cologne on a crowed street and suddenly you’re plagued with a rapidly sinking stomach and the relentless question, “what did i do wrong?”

well fuck

fuuuuck.

(Source: vnveiled, via wow-a-cactus)