rnagicschoolbussy:

So my grandmother got a Facebook recently and on her profile it says she “Works at Grandmother”

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BUT THEN IF YOU CLICK ON THE LINK THIS SHOWS UP

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WHAT IS THIS I CAN’T BREATHE

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officialbrostrider:

helenaphan:

officialbrostrider:

i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”

two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out

did you say yes

DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES

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(via squidwardismyspiritanimal)

pokemon why u gotta play me like dis

gaypos:

so pokemon u mean to tell me this lady J:

is 2 damn feet tall???

nah pokemon dont fuck me up like this

demon-gliter:

emkaymlp:

elusivist:

darn-you-cumberbatch:

Meanwhile on the set of Avengers 2…

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Is that…?

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EEEEEEP!

IS EVERYONE IGNORING THE FACT THAT THAT’S SPIDERMAN’S COSTUME

nah man everyone’s interested in the dude with a bottle of sprite in his pocket OF COURSE WE SEE SPIDERMANS COSTUME

i don’t know man that bottle sprite tho

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charizard:

clrafting:

when you see someones wing wang on omegle 

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it’s called a winkle

(via stability)

okaymad:

"i don’t like garlic bread"image

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oxbutt:

playing truth or dare
more like
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or

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(via chasethegays)

foxmccloud:

“what could POSSIBLY go wrong?” timmy turner says, having just wished for cosmo and wanda to dissolve the bourgeoisie and dismantle capitalism, all without having laid out a systematic theory and praxis for incorporating plurality and equality into the new world order

(Source: prince-warp, via clestroying)