Reblog if your dick is over 6 inches long.

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jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

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concertsareawkward:

downlntheforest:

sorry i couldn’t hear u i was thinking about new twenty one pilots music

sorry I couldn’t read that I was crying because I was thinking about new twenty one pilots music

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f0xface:

i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin

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boom clap the sound of my ass

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